Saint Patrick’s Day Riddles

What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish? Paddy O’Furniture

Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?Because they’re always a little short!

What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? A sham rock

Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day? Because they’re always wearing green.

When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato? When it’s a FRENCH fry!

What does a leprechaun call a large happy man wearing green? A Jolly Green Giant

What is Barney’s favorite thing on St. Patrick’s Day? A Blarney Stone!

What do you get when you cross a green pillowcase with a stone? A sham rock

Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland? He couldn’t afford buy them all airfare.

Why do leprechauns hide behind 4-leafclovers and not 3-leafclovers? They need all the luck they can get.

What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river? He gets wet.

What do you call a diseased Irish criminal? A leper con.

Knock Knock – Who’s there?

Irish!

Irish who?

Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day