Easter jokes and riddles

ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM THE EASTER BUNNY

• Don’t put all of your eggs in one basket.

• Walk softly and carry a big carrot.

• Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.

• There’s no such thing as too much candy.

• All work and no play can make you a basket case.

• A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.

• Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.

• Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.

• Some body parts should be floppy.

• Keep your paws off other people’s jellybeans.

• Good things come in small sugarcoated packages.

• The grass is always greener in someone else’s basket.

• An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare.

• To show your true colors you have to come out of your shell.

• The best things in life are still sweet and gooey!

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Q. What did the kangaroo say on Easter morning? A. Hoppy Easter!

Q. What kind of beans never grow in a garden? A. Jelly beans!

Q. How does Easter end? A. With the letter r!

Q. How do rabbits say good-bye to carrots? A. It’s been nice gnawing you!

Q. How do you know carrots are good for the eyes? A. Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rabbit? A. An elephant that never forgets to eat his carrots!

Q. Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long? A. Because then it would be a foot!

Q. What do rabbits get when it rains? A. Wet!

Q. How does the Easter bunny stay in shape? A. Lots of eggs-ercise!

Q. What do you call bunnies that march in long, sweltering Easter parades? A. Hot cross bunnies!

Q. How did the Easter bunny rate the Easter parade? A. He said it was egg-cellent!

Q. What did the Easter chick say when it hatched out of the shell? A. What an egg-sperience!

Q. What side of a rabbit has the most fur? A. The outside!

Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? A. Bugs Bunny! Knock knock Who’s there? Esther. Esther who? Esther Bunny! Knock, knock! Who’s there? Candy. Candy who? Candy Easter Bunny carry all dose treats in one basket?

Q. How does the Easter bunny travel? A. By hareplane!

Q. What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? A. They lived hoppily ever after!